I made 4 sock monkeys this weekend. Also while I was making said sock monkeys I had put my embroidery scissors down next to me and got up to go get a drink. When I came back to sit down I sat on the fucking gingher embroidery scissors. This was the most painful thing I have done in a long ass time. it was like a movie! I sat up and had to pull them out of my butt cheek. They are fucking sharp ass scissors. Just make sure you know where yours are at all times k? Dont let this happen to you. It painful to get stabbed.
Monday, May 4, 2009
The Sock Monkey Army is Rising Again!!
I made 4 sock monkeys this weekend. Also while I was making said sock monkeys I had put my embroidery scissors down next to me and got up to go get a drink. When I came back to sit down I sat on the fucking gingher embroidery scissors. This was the most painful thing I have done in a long ass time. it was like a movie! I sat up and had to pull them out of my butt cheek. They are fucking sharp ass scissors. Just make sure you know where yours are at all times k? Dont let this happen to you. It painful to get stabbed.
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You have to show the picture of the scissors!!
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That is the funniest and most tragic craft story I have heard in a really long time. I am so sorry you were hurt but thank you for making me laugh today. I really needed it.
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